Schade, daß ich ihn nicht in Freyas Verkaufs-thread unterbringe... da hätte er hingepaßt wegen Steves Kommentar zu Anglo-Humor...
So kommt er hier Steve ;o)
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met at the Pearly Gates by St Peter.
"In honour of the holy season", said St Peter, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to enter".
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He lit it and said "It's a candle".
You may enter said St Peter.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said "They're Bells".
You may enter said St Peter.
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St Peter looked at him with raised eyebrows and asked, "And just what do these symbolize?".
Paddy replied, "They're Carols".
So kommt er hier Steve ;o)
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met at the Pearly Gates by St Peter.
"In honour of the holy season", said St Peter, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to enter".
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He lit it and said "It's a candle".
You may enter said St Peter.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said "They're Bells".
You may enter said St Peter.
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St Peter looked at him with raised eyebrows and asked, "And just what do these symbolize?".
Paddy replied, "They're Carols".